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The July 2008 Movie Preview

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:31:26 -0400

The July 2008 Movie Preview:

The Wackness

Just to be original, I’d try to tell you that there’s something more interesting happening this month than The Dark Knight, but that would be a lie.

JULY…

The Pandering Continues

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:26 -0400

The Pandering Continues: We were never under the delusion that Obama was going to be the perfect candidate. There have always been way too many Obamamaniacs who swear his poop smells like peach cobbler. Still, we had…

What Clark Really Said

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:26 -0400

What Clark Really Said:

Via Rumproast

Another Reason To Never Go To Manhattan Again

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:01:06 -0400

Another Reason To Never Go To Manhattan Again: Florent officially closes.

Lieberman Must Go

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:01:06 -0400

Lieberman Must Go:

Sign the petition.

This Weekend: There's Too Much Going On For It To Rain!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:54:26 -0400

This Weekend: There's Too Much Going On For It To Rain!:

The Acorn

ON FRIDAY:

River to River presents A Place to Bury Strangers w/ King Khan and the Shrines and Black Acid: From Flavorpill

All hail King Khan. The recent Vice Records signee…

This Weekend: There's Too Much Going On For It To Rain!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:00:01 -0400

This Weekend: There's Too Much Going On For It To Rain!:

The Acorn

ON FRIDAY:

River to River presents A Place to Bury Strangers w/ King Khan and the Shrines and Black Acid: From Flavorpill

All hail King Khan. The recent Vice Records signee…

The Best Voice Mail Since Pat O'Brien

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:42:03 -0400

The Best Voice Mail Since Pat O'Brien:

Here’s the background, via Sherman Foundation:

One of my friend’s from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab….

Solid Gold: "Bible Thumper"

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:02:01 -0400

Solid Gold: "Bible Thumper":

Alongside Hercules and the Love Affair, Solid Gold is poised to become our latest, shameless pop obsession. Here’s their new video, via Buzzfeed:

Nader: Obama Is "Half African American" Tries To "Talk White"

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:29:10 -0400

Nader: Obama Is "Half African American" Tries To "Talk White":

Go away Nader.

HBO To Air Carlin Specials

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:42:46 -0400

HBO To Air Carlin Specials:

Full schedule at HBO.com.

Zach Galifianakis: Advice Columnist

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:18:45 -0400

Zach Galifianakis: Advice Columnist:

We’re not sure what issue of The Believer this is from, or how we missed it for that matter since we love Zach, but he’s got the who thing posted on his site. He should do this full time…

When Did JC Penney's Become Edgy

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:18:45 -0400

When Did JC Penney's Become Edgy:

Did they hire Dov Charney as marketing director? The Jeebus people are not going to like this:

Quoted in Boston Herald: "Surviving 'Millennial' office invasion?"

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:30:10 -0400

Quoted in Boston Herald: "Surviving 'Millennial' office invasion?":

From The Boston Herald

Three agonizing minutes. That’s how long I stood at a Dunkin’ Donuts cash register the other night waiting for an employee to make eye contact with me. This is not an…

The Non-Motivational Speaker Series

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:07:35 -0400

The Non-Motivational Speaker Series:

Adam Rosen was kind enough to invite FREEwilliamsburg founder, Robert Lanham, to speak on Thursday, June 26, at Happy Ending Lounge. Hope you can make it. He also posted an interview with…

This Weekend: Afrika Bambaataa, Tokyo Gore Police & PS1

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:51:10 -0400

This Weekend: Afrika Bambaataa, Tokyo Gore Police & PS1:

FRIDAY AT 8PM: Rooftop Films presents Shorts about Love with music by Deer Tick

Short films about love and loneliness will tug at your jaded heartstrings; Deer Tick will make you gaga for the…

Leave Michelle Alone

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:48:37 -0400

Leave Michelle Alone:

As was pointed out yesterday on Michelle’s appearance on The View, the media is misquoting her as saying:

“For the first time in my adult life. I feel proud of my country”

This is what she…

The Ron Burgundy Interviews

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:48:37 -0400

The Ron Burgundy Interviews: People with sophisticated taste know that Anchorman is the best movie ever made. That’s why we were excited to discover the all-new Ron Burgundy Interview series on Funny or Die. Here’s Ron…

U.S. Hid Detainees From The Red Cross

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:58:29 -0400

U.S. Hid Detainees From The Red Cross:

Just when you think Bush Inc can’t get any more fucked up. Via HuffPost

The U.S. military hid the locations of suspected terrorist detainees and concealed harsh treatment to avoid the scrutiny of…

The Non-Motivational Speaker Series

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:28:09 -0400

The Non-Motivational Speaker Series:

Adam Rosen was kind enough to invite me to speak next Thursday, June 26, at Happy Ending Lounge. Hope you can make it. From Gelf Magazine:

The Non-Motivational Speaker Series returns to…